CHAPTER 1: Is penis size important to women?
Let me answer your question by asking a few of my own…
Is water important to fish? Is the Koran important to Muslims? Is oxygen important to photosynthesis?
Of course penis size is important to women, you pathetic little sissy!
In fact, I’ve noticed that women are becoming increasingly more assertive about the issue and the practice of small penis humiliation. Last week, I attended a young women’s entrepreneurship meeting and one of the coders suggested we create a national database of men with small penises. Just imagine it: you have a date on Tinder, and after a few exploratory phone calls he tells you that his full name is Stephen Mathews. You run his name through the database and discover he’s hung like a hamster. That surely must be the definition of time saving technology!
Small penises are not only inadequate but they are disgusting to look at: they make us wretch. Supposedly a tiny todger forms part of human anatomy but it looks much more like diptera larvae from the animal kingdom (that’s a ‘maggot’ in everyday speak). Researching this book, I had many conversations with young women, and Michaela – a 27-year-old graphic designer – told me that shrivelled willies always looks like they belong in a nappy. We had a great laugh at her remark, and decided that men like you should be forced to wear frilly nappies to remind you that you’re hung like an infant. What do you think? How would you like to see your peewee nestling in the crinkled folds of a silky nappy? Surely you approve!
Or better still, we should tattoo men like you – just in case you find a way of escaping the database. The mark would be discreet but situated on the back of the left hand so it was permanently visible. During meetings or rowdy discussions girls could look at you while you’re talking and watch your macho posturing, knowing full well that you were a halfling. Whatever you said, whatever you argued, I would just have to sneer and say ‘shut up, you tiny dicked loser’ and you’d scuttle off like a cockroach into the shadows where all sissies belong.
But that’s the thing. If small dicked men were named and shamed they wouldn’t bother macho posturing. They wouldn’t bother because everyone would know they were a sissy and it would be utterly laughable and only add to their pathetitude. Little by little they would drift towards femininity. I’m quite sure they’d talk more, compromise more, care more. And that’s another reason why it would be socially useful to register sissies…it would immediately reduce the amount of macho posturing in the world by 20 to 30%.
You’ve been reading….
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